The impossible quiz

Answer: Four

Right from the start, you get a feeling of the nature of The Impossible Quiz with the first question: How many holes in a polo? 

The answer to the question is four, and the logic behind it is that the word “A POLO” contains four letters that have holes in them:

– A
– P
– O
– O

The “L” is the only letter not containing a hole.

A funny fact is that a polo shirt also contains four holes: The bottom, the collar, and the sleeves. 

Questions like this (starting with “how many holes in…”) are pretty standard in the impossible quiz series. Question numbers 100 and 30 in The Impossible Quiz 2 are like this.

In the introductory scene of the Impossible quiz Book, Chapter 2, you can see the Phlovomite King playing and struggling with the first question. 

Answer: No, but a Tin can

The second question, “Can a match box?” is a pun asking if a match has the ability to box. The answer is: No, but a tin can with the answer also being a pun.

As you know, a tin can is made out of the material tin, but in this sentence, the meaning is that the “Tin can” as in “is able to” box.

Answer: K.O – which is O.K backward

At first sight, the third question does not make any sense, and it looks like a bunch of jibberish; however, if you read the text backward from the bottom right to the top left, you will see that there is a question. It states: Answer this question backward. 

The answer is K.O, which of course, is O.K spelled backward, which is the only answer written backward.

Answer: Click on: “The Answer”

The fourth question in The Impossible Quiz, “Click the answer,” is one of our favorite questions. It is a question that makes you think outside the box. Literally, since all the boxes are “out of order,” you need to look for the answer elsewhere.

This makes a lot of sense since if you consider the actual question, “Click the answer,” you should like the question state and click the word “answer” in the question.

Answer: Click the Red dot, then move the mouse outside the screen without touching the blue background.

The fifth question is the first maze of the quiz. There are several other questions like this; if you are not prepared for it, it is easy to lose a life.

All you need to do is to drag the mouse cursor to the red Go-button, and the screen turns blue. The objective is to drag the mouse cursor to the
the other red button without touching the blue.

The easiest way to do this is to drag your cursor outside the game’s frame and go around it until you reach the other red dot.

Another way is to click the mouse button and drag it over the blue, although a lot of players consider this cheating (we won’t tell if you don’t tell).

Answer: Shallots – which is the root (√)of the onion

Question number six is not a question and states “Onion” with the square root sign next and over it (√). One could say that the question is, “what is the square root of onion?” with the answer being Shallots.

A shallot is a type of onion with a milder flavor, with the logic being that it is a “lesser” version of the onion, just like the square root of a number is smaller than the number itself.

Answer: An Elephant

“The answer is really big” question or statement is number seven in the quiz and gives you four choices:

– ANSWER ( written in big letters)
– Big
– The infinity symbol (∞)
– An Elephant

This is a very tricky question, with the correct answer being “An Elephant,” which is bigger than all the other options on the screen. 

The answer might also be a nod or homage to the meme that is a fake screenshot from the TV show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” where a woman answering the question ” Which of the following is the largest?” picking the answer “An elephant” over the moon.

Answer: Click the “Yes” located under the “E” in “Search.”

Number 8 is an easy one to solve. All you need is a bit of patience. To solve this question, all you need to do is to find the word “Yes” written in green.

It is located almost directly under the letter “E” in the word “Search”.

Answer: Top Right “That One” with the arrow pointing down to the left.

Do you remember question number 2? If not, fear not. The correct answer was “No, but a tin can” and was in the bottom left box. However, as you can see, the boxes with the answers to question number 9 have arrows going back and forth.

You should click the top right box with an arrow pointing toward the bottom left.

Answer:  Click the Dentures (teeth)

Question 10 in The Impossible quiz states, “Choose food,” and shows five pictures of items non which is food. You can choose between:

– A yellow glove
– Dentures
– An eye
– A chair
– A pen

The correct answer is the picture of the dentures (the teeth).  

The question is inspired by question number 30 in The Impossible Quiz Demo (the first Impossible Quiz Game), but that question had many more options.

The reasoning is that “choose” sounds a lot like “chews.” So the meaning of the question at hand is: “chews food.”

Answer: n

Question number 11 in The Impossible Quiz is the first one where you can use the skip button. But you should not use it because you need all the skips to finish the last question!

The question asks, “what follows December 2nd?” with four options:

– December 3rd
– n
– A question mark
– 142 dwarves

The answer is “n” since it is the letter that follows the words December. 

Answer: The dot above the letter “i” in the question.

The 12th question in the game is a challenge. It states: “Click the smallest,” and you can see four blue circles on the screen. Do not click any of those!

As with most questions in the game, this is a sly one. It is true you should click the smallest circle; however, if you pay attention, the smallest circle is the one above the letter “i” in the word “CLiCK,” and this is the one you should click.

Answer: F’TAANG

The 13 question asks, “what sound does a bell make?” with four options;
“Whoop”, “F’taang”, “Froon”, and “Blip-blop-bloop-banga-o-langa-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000 eckleck-ooo-looo-a-scap-babble-de booble wop.”. 

The correct answer is F’taang which is the one sound that sounds the most like a bell. At least according to the creator of the game.

Fun fact: Froon”, and “Blip-blop-bloop-banga-o-langa-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000 eckleck-ooo-looo-a-scap-babble-de booble wop. is the most extended answer available in the whole game!

Answer: Torch

Question number 14 asks, “what can you put in a bucket to make it lighter” and is, as with so many other questions, a trick question.

The correct answer is Torch. It is a play of words as the question refers to lighter as in brighter (more light) and not to the weight of the bucket.

Fun Fact: This question was originally question number 24 in The Impossible Quiz Demo.

Answer: Type “Horse” using the blue on-screen keyboard 

The 15th question is a statement that spells out: Neigh! Whinny! You can see a black horse painted above an on-screen keyboard.

To solve the neigh whinny impossible quiz question, you need to use the on-screen keyboard and spell “HORSE,” which will make an arrow appear on the screen that you need to click to proceed.

The clue is the painted horse and the fact that “Neigh!” and “Whinny!” are sounds a horse makes.

Answer: H

Question number 16 is yet another tricky question. “What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?”. To pass this question, you need to choose “H”. 

As you know, it is not the seventh letter of the alphabet (G is) but the 7th letter of the words “the alphabet.”

Answer: Press the number 17 (the question number) 

Question number 17 does not only test your math skills. It tries if you have been paying attention to the nature of the tricky Impossible Quiz game we love. In true The Impossible Quiz fashion, the answer can’t be found in the answer boxes. 

The question is: 24-7 =? You have four options in the boxes:

– 18
– 2
– 16 931
– Walrus

Many instinctively choose 18; however, 24-7 is 17, so be careful! Instead, click the red 17 (the question number) in the left top corner.

Answer: Press the hammer on the clock

Number 18 in The Impossible Quiz is a picture of a clock, and the text says “stop.”. At first glance, this can be a bit confusing, and it is. To solve this question, you need to click the hammer, which has replaced the number 9 on the clock.

This refers to the famous song “U cant touch this” by MC Hammer and, more specifically, to the lyrics “Stop, Hammer time!”. Since the hammer is painted on the clock, it is literally “hammer time.”.

Answer: Blue + Orange + Green + Green + Yellow

A lot of players don’t know how to color Boggy in the impossible quiz. It is one of the most tricky questions so far might be question number 19. The task is to paint a character named “BOGGY,” and you have seven colors to choose between. You can choose between red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and pink. The trick is to color Boggy in the correct order.

How on earth should you know which colors to choose and in what order? The answer lies in the name Boggy with each letter signifying a color:

– B = Blue
– O = Orange
– G = Green
– G = Green
– Y = Yellow

Pretty obvious if you think about it since the rest of the colors start with letters that are not in Boggys name:

– Red = R
– Purple = P
– Pink = P

Letters that do not appear in Boggys name.

Answer: Seal! ( As in seal the deal)

The 20th question of The Impossible Quiz asks: “Deal or no deal?”. You have four options to choose between:

– Deal!
– No Deal!
– Seal!
– No Seal!

The correct answer is “Seal!” with the logic being that you want to “seal the deal” which makes sense.

Answer: Top left box. It will flash green, but you can click it whenever you want.

In question number 21, you need to pay attention. There is no question, just four pink blank option boxes. After a few seconds, one will flash green while the other will flash red. After that, they return to their standard pink color. The task changes to Now choose!

You need to choose the box that flashes green. It is the box in the upper left corner. 

Answer: +1 Skip

Question number 22 in The Impossible Quiz states: The choice is yours, and four options:

+1 Life
-1 Life
ESCAPE!!
+1 Skip

Let’s face it; you won’t get an extra life (you are playing The Impossible Quiz). There is no reason for you to choose to have a life deducted, and there is no chance on earth you can escape, so you are left with the +1 Skip, which is the correct answer. It makes sense, doesn’t it? At least in The Impossible Quiz universe.

Answer: Bran

Question 23 is the same question as in The Impossible Quiz Demo game, where it is number 29. It states: Save changes to ‘untitled’?

This question is based on the process of saving a document in MS Paint. Yes, you read that correctly. When you try to close the program, it asks, “Save changes to untitled?”. Since when saving a file in MS Paint, you must give a name, the answer to this question is Bran. 

Answer: Click the “V” in the word “LiVes” in the bottom left corner.

The 24th question in the game is the second question you can’t skip. The good news is that you can’t lose a life on this question since there are no wrong answers. But you still have to figure this one out. 

You are presented with a white screen with a box with different colors, like a rainbow. When you hover your mouse cursor over the colors, other letters appear. Each set of letters is only visible when your cursor is above the respective color in the small box. 

If you move your cursor fast from left to right, you can read the whole text that states: Click the ‘V’ in lives. All you need to do is to press the letter “V” in the bottom left corner of the word “Lives.”

Answer: Shoe Polish 

Number 25 asks, “How do you kill a werewolf?” As you surely know, silver bullets can kill werewolves. If you don’t know this, you probably did not pay enough attention in school.

What you might not know is that some shoe polishes contain silver nitrate. Therefore Shoe Polish is the correct answer to this question.

Answer: Arsefacey

Question 26 asks: Which of these place names doesn’t exist? In total, you can find seven options for this question as the roadsigns have seven different places. 

– Germansweek 
– Bitchfield 
– Arsefacey
– Blubberhouses
– Brown Willy
– Budd’s Titson
– Twatt

All of these places exist in the UK except Arsefacey, which is the one you should click to pass the question.

Answer: Go to 28

The 27th question tests you and if you are paying attention to the game. You will notice that the question number in the top left corner has been replaced with a question mark. The question then states:

I hope you’ve been paying attention to the question numbers!

In the option boxes, you now have four options. 

– Go to 21
– Go to 26
– Go to 24
– Go to 28

Since this is question number 27 and assuming you want to continue to play, you need to choose “Go to 28” since it is the following question in line. 

Answer: Abundance (A bun dance)

The 28th question consists is the first picture question in the game asking: What is this; with a cupcake dancing ballet? You have four options to the left:

– Fairy Cake
– Ballet Bun
– Abundance
– CRUEL!

The correct answer is “Abundance” since it is “A Bun Dance,” i.e., a bun that is dancing. 

Answer: Egg Mayonnaise

The 29th question of The Impossible Quiz is taken from the Demo of the game, where it was question number 3. 

This one is almost impossible to know beforehand since it is the creators, Splapp-Me-Dos personal opinion. 

It asks; What flavor is cardboard? with four options as usual: Honey, Pork Scratchings, Egg mayonnaise, and Talc.

The correct answer is Egg mayonnaise since Splatt-Me-Do thinks it tastes like cardboard.

Answer: Drag the mouse cursor through the tunnel.

The 30th question is not a question but a maze. On the screen, you will find a Go button. When you click the Go button, the screen turns green, and you must clear the maze without touching the green. 

Just drag your mouse within the white area to the second red button named: Next Question.

Hack: Like with similar questions in the quiz, you can click the mouse button and drag it over to the red button. This allows you to move freely, even the green parts, all over the screen.

Answer: Woof. Woof. Woof. (the number of times the dog barks).

In question 31 of the game, we meet the well-known and popular character Badly Drawn Dawg for the first time, which makes several other appearances in The Impossible Quiz series.
There is no text or question; you can only see the dog and choose among four answers.

– Woof.
– Woof. Woof.
– Woof. Woof. Woof.
– Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

If you wait for a couple of seconds, the Badly Drawn Dawg will start barking and does this three times, which is the correct answer (Woof. Woof. Woof.).

Answer: Babycham and Human Faeces (“Babycham”= “sham”, “faeces” = “poo”, which makes it shampoo)

The 32nd question of the quiz asks: What are the main ingredients of shampoo? Yet again, you are presented with four options: 

– Cricket Crap
– Babycham and human faeces
– Rocks and sausages
– Cats and whelks

The correct answer is Babycham and human faeces. The reason is that the word “Cham” in Babycham sounds a lot like: “sham” and the synonym for “faeces” is “poo”. When you combine the two, you get shampoo; therefore, the main ingredient of shampoo is Babycham and human faeces.

Answer: 7

Question number 33 in The Impossible Quiz consists of a picture of a hand holding some letters and the question How many letters in his hand?

You can choose among 7,8,9, or 10. This question is tricky because you are being led to believe that you are supposed to count the letters that the hand is holding, which is 9. But this is not the case. 

The correct answer is 7. The question is not referring to the letters the hand is holding but to the number of letters in the words “his hand” which is seven letters. 

Answer: Move your cursor to the left top corner above and to the left of the question number (34). Three elephants will march through the screen when your cursor is hidden there. The logic is that Elephants don’t like cursors since they represent your computer mouse on the screen.

A lot of players struggle with question 34 of the game. The good news is that it is the second sage question since there is no wrong answer. In other words, you can’t lose a life here. 

The picture on the screen shows a sign pointing toward a hole in the wall with the number 3 and an elephant head painted on it. The text states, “Elephants don’t like mice!”. 

To clear this level, you must move the mouse cursor away from the screen. You can place it in the top left corner of the game next to the volume button. When you do this, three elephants will stroll through the game and into the hole in the wall, and you, as a player, might be left confused about what’s going on.

But the logic behind the question is quite reasonable and funny. Elephants don’t like mice, and the cursor of your mouse is scaring them when it is on the screen. Thus removing it leaves a clear path for the three elephants to pass in the direction of the arrow.

Answer: Wait 5 seconds and click the green smiling button that appears.

Question 35 requires a bit of patience. On the screen, a black button with a skull and crossbones will appear. Above it, it says: If you press this button, it’s game over. There are no other options for your to choose from.  

To solve this puzzle, all you need to do is to wait a couple of seconds. It is true that if you press the button with the skull, you will lose the game. However, if you stay a couple of seconds, a new text will appear: Alternatively… click this one to carry on. At the same time, the button will change color to a green color and a happy face painted on it. Just click the green happy button, and you will advance to the next level.

Answer: A walk ( A fly without wings can’t fly, but it can walk therefore, it should be called “A walk”).

What do you call a wingless fly? It is the 36 question of The Impossible Quiz. You can choose among four answers:

– A Flap
– A Walk
– A Plum
– Jason

Since a fly is called a fly because it flies and because a fly without wings can’t fly but can walk, the correct answer is a walk.

Answer: All answers are correct.

Question 37 is the third question in the quiz, where you can’t lose a life. Knowing this, the answer becomes relatively straightforward since the question asks: Can you get this question wrong? Your options are:

– No
– Nope
– No Way
– Of course not

If you are paying attention, you will notice that all the answers state the same thing but are phrased differently. Unlike other questions, this is not a trick but a fact that there is no wrong answer. 

Answer: Mary Rose

The 38th question of the game states: Mary Rose sat on a pin. Initially, this question was question 20 in The Impossible Quiz Demo, but the options were a bit different. 

The question is a pun on the past tense form of “to rise” which, of course, is “rose”. Therefore the correct answer is Mary Rose. 

Mary Rose sat on the pin (and then she rose, i.e., got up).

Answer: Cylindrical Adventures

Question 39 of the quiz is a picture or animation of a white cylinder with a face and legs. The answers you can choose from are:

– Cylindrical Adventures
– Right Here, Right Now
– Cough Drops
– Space: Serious Business

All of these are Flash animations made by Splapp-Me-Do. The correct answer is Cylindrical Adventures which is where the animation comes from.

Answer: Press the left mouse button and hold it down. Drag the cursor over the maze to “Next Question”.

Question number 40 is another maze which makes it the third maze of the game. You must move your mouse to the red dot with the text “Go”.

When you do this, the maze will appear, which only consists of two white circles around the red buttons. The task changes to “Don’t touch pink! ” and a text appears at the bottom of the screen “Hmm… If only you had a bridge.”.

Since there is no “maze” to solve, you have two options:

You can click the mouse button and hold it while dragging it to the other button.
You can right-click the mouse button, which brings up the menu and then drag it to the other dot.
Both methods work and allow you to move over the pink surface using this “invisible bridge”.

On the mobile version on iOS, a different text is displayed “Hmm… If only you had two fingers.” giving you a clue on how to solve it on the mobile. Put your finger on the first button and then put your other finger on the second button without letting go.

Answer: Press the ducks “AFRO” on the head.

Answer: The 42nd 42. It is the second from the left at the very bottom (Above the “E” in “LIVES”)

Answer: Tom Cruise (Jerry McGuire reference)

Answer: Solve the puzzle by dragging the scattered pieces and clicking the dot.

Answer: Top right option box

Answer: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD

Answer: Click the red dot with your cursor that is invisible.

Answer: SNAAAAKE!

Answer: SPLAPP-ME-DO (bottom right corner)

Answer: O.K.

Answer: Repeatedly click the screen so that the Spatulon and the Phlovomite fight. Click until the Spatulon wins.

Answer: Click leaves belonging to a carrot (number 3 from the left).

Answer: …but pa might not.

Answer: No, about 20cm off the ground – “Shanghai” = “She hang high?”)

Answer: A games console for wholemeal biscuits.

Answer: Press Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow (The color code from question 50) using your invisible cursor.

Answer: Erm… one?”

Answer: Shepherd’s Pie”

Answer: Charge the laser by repeatedly clicking the Shoop da Whoop face until it destroys the bomb. Click Fast!

Answer:
– Answer Yes! if you managed to do this the first time since opening your browser.
– Answer No… if you didn’t. The game knows and if you choose the wrong one, it’s a Game Over.

Answer:  Thumbs up icon

Answer: Moss

Answer: Tasteless white filt

Answer: Egg > 28

Answer: Click the word: LARGEST (not any cirkle)

Answer: Click the second exclamation mark (“!”). Note that there are two exclamation marks. Click the one located after the word “world”.

Answer: A big hairy arsonist

Answer: Use your mouse and stroke Chris, the cat until filling the bar.

Answer: LOL, 69

Answer: Using its anus 

Answer: Choose any option box and click it when it turns green. Your timing is crucial.

Answer: Find and click on the light switch. It is located near the left edge of the screen.

Answer: Click the top right option box

Answer:  No one knows that

Answer: Press the escape arrow under the question number quickly! It will appear when the bomb list up. If you fail it’s game over.

Answer: Click: Sugar, honey, honey

Answer: Question 77

Answer: Four

Answer: Click the “U” in “what do yoU mean”?

Answer: Filthy Romanians

Answer: Use your mouse cursor up and down on the pole until the lightning turns on and click the green arrow to the right that will appear.

Answer: Quickly click the toenails to cut them all.

Answer: National Dyslexic Association 

Answer: Avoid the meteors and only touch the shooting star. You must click both “skip here”-buttons that will appear because you will need them later on in the game.

Answer: I loved it!

Answer: The Prince

Answer: The dot after “87” is missing. Click where the dot would be if the question-number had a dot. “87.”

Answer: Click repeatedly until Eggman breaks Sonic’s leg

Answer: Blindness

Answer: Nonce

Answer: Rip the paper into two picses by hovering the cursor under the third hole in the paper on the left side. The paper will start to rip and you have to move the cursor all the way across the paper.

Answer: Click the numbered heads in descending order: 194 – 27 – 26 – 14 – 9 – 3 – 2.5 – 1 – 0.4

If you do it correctly, a song will be played. If you take too long a bomb will appear.

Note the glitch: There is a glitch so if you click all the numbers too quickly, the bomb will give you a game over while the song is playing.

Answer: Move the bomb out of the way and press “Go!”

Answer: Don’t do anything!  The bomb is a dud. Don’t click “Detonate!”!

Answer:
– Move your cursor away from the screen.
– The cat will leave. Click the red button

Answer: A right mess

Answer: 10+ times!

Answer: Click on the words “Blue, red, blue, yellow”. Ignore the colors they are written in.

Answer: Be prepared. The traffic light will turn green after 1 second. Then click the sign next to it.

Answer: Two

Answer: Use the on-screen keyboard and type “Chihuahua”.

Answer: Touch the dots by using your mouse. Avoud the squares. Note that one section only have one square and no cirkle. Just wait until the square disappear.

Answer: Use the cursor that is invisible and search for Dennis the Square Tomato who is invisible. You will find it where the “C” in “Search” was before fading. Glitch: If you click it twice you will skip question 104.

Answer: Large yellow sad moon which is the opposite of what the task said.
Glitch: If you click the large yellow sad moon twice you will skip question 105 of The Impossible Quiz.

Answer: You need to spell “BANANA”. Use the following letters: B – in gooseberry A –  in apple Second N – in nectariNe

Answer: Follow the road and click on the arrow that will appear at the end.

Answer: Regardless of what you do you will get a fake “Game Over” Screen to appear. Just wait until it disappears before proceeding. You will lose the game if you press “try again”.

Answer: Type “4 8 15 16 23 42” then click ‘Execute’. If you fail the computer will go crazy before displaying Game over.

Answer: Click on the Spidermonkey repetedly until he craps out an arrow. Click on the arrow.

Answer: Last question! Click on all your skip arrows. You must have all 7 of them. If not, you will lose the game.